If you have a dirty mind, you may enjoy our selection of dirty jokes. Dirty jokes, to many, are the best kinds of jokes. They take humor and throw in a bit of spice in the form of crudeness poking fun at topics of gender, race, sexuality, etc. Hilarious dirty jokes are those that are able to take familiar circumstances, attitudes, or innapropriate content and poke fun at them with puns, play on words, or provide a twist to surprise the reader. Check out some of the best dirty jokes on the Web by perusing our dirty jokes section, because we take only the funniest of jokes that we and our users find and write. If you are too young or find dirty jokes offensive, please feel free to check out our clean jokes page.
Joke: A young couple gets married. They have their wedding and reception. When all the guests have gone, they go up to their room to have sex for the first time. Neither of them have ever had sex before so they both sit nervously on the bed. Finally the wife says okay honey, if you want to have sex with me grab my left tit but if you don't squeeze my right. This gives the new husband and idea so he says to her, ok honey, if you want to have sex with me grab my dick but if you don't, pull on it 55 times or more.
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