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Joke: What did the two tampons say to each other?


Punch line: Nothing because they were both stuck up c**ts


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Joke: What does a woman and an airplane have in common?


Punch line: They both have a cockpit


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Joke: What are the 2 hottest animals in the farm?


Punch line: ┬░Brown chickin_┬░ Brown cOow~ (sing out like 60s pornmusic)


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Joke: A group of fathers are sitting around talking about their teenage daughters. One dad says, " I think my 16 year old is smoking; I found a empty cigarette pack under her bed." All the other fathers say in unison, "Oh no!" Then a second dad says, "That's nothing. I found an empty liquor bottle under my 16 year old's bed." All the other fathers say in unison, "Oh dear!" Then a third dad says, "Mine's worse than both of those combined: I went into my 16 year old daughter's room and found a used condom." All the other fathers say in unison, "Jesus Christ!" The third father replies "Yeah, I didn't know she had a dick!"


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Joke: I was having sex with my girlfriend the other day and she kept yelling some other guy's name. Who the heck is Rape?


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