Dirty Jokes

Joke: A man goes into a library and asks the librarian, "Do you have any books for dudes with little dicks?"

She replies, "We have one, I don't know if it's not in yet."

The guy frowns, "That's the one..."

Joke: Two hillbillies walk into a bar. They are sitting next to a woman who begins to cough violently. One of the men asks her "Are you okay?" The woman shakes her head no.

He promptly lifts her dress and licks one of her butt cheeks. She instantly spasms violently and spits out the food she was choking on. The hillbilly calmly walks back to his table. The other man turns to him and says "I've never actually seen somebody use the hind lick maneuver."

Joke: A beautiful blonde woman approaches a pharmacist and asks, "Do you have extra large condoms?"

The pharmacist replies, "Yes, isle 11."

The blonde goes to the isle. But about 30 minutes later she is still looking at the condoms. The pharmacist calls over to her, "Do you need some help?"

The woman replies, "No, I'm just waiting for somebody to buy some."

Joke: What does 80-year-old pussy taste like?

Joke: A guy is going down on his girlfriend and says, "Man you have a big pussy! Man you have a big pussy!"

She snaps back, "Why'd you say it twice?"

He replies, "I didn't..."