Dirty Jokes

 

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Joke: What did God say when he saw Eve taking a bath in the ocean?


Punch line: "DAMMIT! Now I'll never get that smell outta the fish!"


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Joke: Did you hear about the leper that had trouble masturbating?


Punch line: He pulled it off.


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Joke: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?


Punch line: A porcupine has its pricks on the outside.


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Joke: What do you call it when a girl freaks out while on her period?


Punch line: An ovary action.


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Joke: Why do women wake up yawning?


Punch line: The same reason men wake up with erections.


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