Dirty Jokes

Joke: A man tells his wife "I want to take a picture of your boobs so I can remember them like this forever."

The wife replies "I want to take a picture of your penis so I can enlarge it."

Joke: A man comes home early from work one day and finds his wife naked in bed. He turns and sees a man's feet coming from the curtains. Angry he goes over and pulls the curtains away saying "Who the hell are you?"

The man replies "Why I'm the moth exterminator."

The husband asks "Why are you naked?"

The man replies "Oh my god. I'm too late!"

Joke: Little Johnny: Dad. Why do we have holes in or penises?

Joke: Tyler and Chandler are stranded on a island together for a few weeks. Tyler is getting horny so he decides he wants to have sex with Chandler. But no matter what Chandler won't have sex with him.

One day a very attractive woman is seen in the distance drowning and Tyler saves her. She tells him "Oh my god, you saved my life! I will do whatever you want."

Tyler thinks and points at Chandler "Can you help me catch that guy?"

Joke: A guy is getting busy with a call girl and he finds a piece of corn. He gags a little bit but gets over it and continues going down on her. But he later finds a chunk of carrot and says "I'm going to be sick."

The prostitute looks at him and says "Huh, that's what the last guy said!"