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By Lewis Cook
Joke: The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
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By tumnus123
Joke: If King Tut had a watchmaker, and that watchmaker had a favorite 80's movie, what would it be?
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By IamTHEbest
Joke: Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"