Dirty Jokes

Joke: A man walks into a bar and approaches a beautiful woman. He asks her, "Would you have sex with me for $10,000?"

She thinks about it for a minute and replies quietly, "Yes."

To this he asks, "What about $100?"

She is outraged, "What kind of girl do you think I am?"

He laughs, "We already have that established, now we are just negotiating the price."

Joke: Why do women wake up yawning?

Joke: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

Joke: What do you call it when a girl freaks out while on her period?

Joke: Did you hear about the leper that had trouble masturbating?