Dirty Jokes

Joke: A grandpa sees his grandson has a condom in his wallet and asks him "What's that?"

The grandson embarrassed, replies "They keep your cigarettes dry in the rain."

The following day the grandpa sees a man buying condoms and cigarettes at a gas station and tries to start a conversation "I bet your gonna put a long camel in those."

Joke: Have you heard about the deaf gynecologist?

Joke: Why couldn't Hitler get a blowjob?

Joke: Why are rabbits silent when they have sex?

Joke: What can a woman put behind her ears to make her more attractive?