Dirty Jokes

Joke: A man and his pregnant wife go to the doctor because she has started labor. When they arrive the doctor tells them of a great new invention he has made. He made a machine that can transfer pain from the mother to the father. The couple is ecstatic and quickly agrees, but the doctor warns the man, "Even 10% of the pain is probably more pain than you've ever felt."

They start at 10% and the husband is not effected at all. He insists they move it up to 50%. He is still not phased by the pain, but his wife is feeling a lot better. So he tells the doctor to give him all of the pain. The woman has her baby with no pain and they are all very happy.

When they get home the UPS man is dead on the porch.

Joke: Two priests are driving a white van when they get pulled over by a police officer. The officer tells them, "Sorry to pull you over, we're looking for a couple of child molesters."

The priests look at each other for a moment and the driver turns back to the police officer and says, "We'll do it!"

Joke: What do you call a gay dentist?

Joke: What happened to the case of the hole in the university's girl's locker room?

Joke: A man comes home one day and brags to his wife, "I bought Olympic condoms. How about we try out a gold one tonight?"

His wife replies, "How about we try a silver one instead? You can try to come second for a change."