Dirty Jokes

Joke: Four gay men are sitting in a hot tub. Suddenly a blob of cum rises to the surface. One of them says, "Come on, who farted?"

Joke: Wife: Do I look fat in these jeans?
Husband: Can I be completely honest with you without you getting mad?
Wife: Of course!
Husband: And you won't get mad?
Wife: Yeah.
Husband: Okay... I fucked your sister.

Joke: What does a woman do with her asshole if she wants to have an orgasm?

Joke: Why was the old computer sad?

Joke: Sex of the ages:

20 - 30: Triweekly.
30 - 40: Try weekly.
40 - 50: Try weakly.