Dirty Jokes

Joke: What do you call it when a girl freaks out while on her period?

Joke: A businessman who recently acquired a latex factory in Mexico tells his friends of the unsanitary conditions:

"The workers put their hands into the melted latex then cool them in a vat of water. Once they're done they take them off and throw them into the finished pile."

The businessman's friends are disgusted and tell him he should do something about it.

"If you didn't like how they made the gloves, you definitely won't like how they make condoms!"

Joke: Tom and Sally decided to have a little Sunday quickie but had to figure out what to do with their 10-year-old son since they lived in a small apartment. They cleverly sent him out on the balcony and had him report all of the neighborhood activities.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into action. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed. "Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex."

Mom and dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

"Their kid is waving at me from their balcony."

Joke: A guy goes to a whorehouse and when the prostitute sees his 20-inch penis she nearly faints. She tells him, "I'll touch it, lick it, and suck it; but I'm not putting it in me."

The guy walks over to the table and takes back his money saying, "No thanks, I can do all of that myself."

Joke: Mother's day is for moms and father's day for dads, but what do single guys get?