Dirty Jokes

Joke: A blonde and a brunette decide to rob a bank. When they show up at the bank they go over the instructions one last time. The brunette tells the blonde, "Remember, in and out in five minutes." With this the blonde runs into the bank.

The brunette waits and waits and waits in the van. Finally, the blonde bursts out of the door dragging a giant safe by a rope. The security guard chases her out of the bank with his pants around his ankles trying to grab his gun. The blonde ties the safe to the van, gets in the van, and they speed away.

As they drive away, dragging the safe, the brunette is furious. She yells at the blonde, "Dumb ass! You were supposed to tie up the guard and blow the safe!"

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Joke: Why was the old computer sad?

Joke: Have you heard the one about the porn star's penis?