Dirty Jokes

Joke: I ran into a man today who knew absolutely nothing about anatomy. I had to explain to him that their was a vas deferens between a testicle and penis.

Joke: A very old man and a very old lady go to the doctor because they have decided that they want to have children. The doctor hands them a jar and says "Fill this jar up as much as you can and come back in a week."

A week later the couple comes back but the jar is closed and empty. The man explains "I tried using one hand but it cramped so I tried the other and that one cramped too. Then my wife tried but the same thing happened to her. Then we went outside and asked the first lady we could find to try and do it, by she couldn't either!"

The old woman adds "Doctor, could you open the jar for us?"

Joke: A teenage boy taught his mother how to use Google Images. He told her, "You can search for anything you want and it gives you pictures."

"So I could look up a delicious cream pie?" His mother offered.

"Anything except that."

Joke: How is a woman like a grammar Nazi?

Joke: What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?