Dirty Jokes

Joke: What do you call a cow that is masturbating?

Joke: Three prostitutes walk into a bar. The first one holds up four fingers, "I can take this inside of me!"

The second one holds up a fist, "I can take all of this."

The last prostitute, with a smile, slowly slides down the stool.

Joke: Little Johnny is in anatomy class one day when his teacher asks him a question while pointing at the male genitalia, "Little Johnny, what is this?"

Little Johnny replies excitedly, "I know! My dad has two of them! A little one for peeing and a big one for brushing my mom's teeth!"

Joke: Trevor has a dance coming up and he wants to ask out Sally. He would do anything to go with her and he knows she doesn't have a date. The only problem is that whenever he sees her he gets an extremely large boner. Before he asks her, he practices not getting a boner but nothing works. So he decides to just call her so he doesn't risk a boner. So he calls her and stutters through the words, but she thinks it is cute so she accepts.

At this point he realizes he didn't find a solution to the problem he just put it off. But then he has a great idea! He ties his penis to his leg to conceal the boner. On the day of the dance he heads over to her house and knocks on the door. She answers the door and he kicks her in the face.

Joke: An American guy goes to Europe to get laid. He takes a girl from the club back to his hotel room. After the first round he asks her, "You finish?" She shakes her no.

They go for a second time and again he asks her, "You finish?" But again she shakes her head.

They do it a third time and he is exhausted at this point. He asks her, "You finish?"

She replies, "No, I'm Norwegian."