Dirty Jokes

Punch line: Woman ignore its existence until they want something.

Punch line: You could easily fit two more boobs there.

Punch line: It's expensive, you don't like half of it, and even if you give it all to a girl she still might not have sex with you.

Punch line: Then you have to go inside and ask for a coathanger.

Punch line: I won't pay $300 to have a lentil on my face.