Dirty Jokes

 

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Joke: Two priests are driving a white van when they get pulled over by a police officer. The officer tells them, "Sorry to pull you over, we're looking for a couple of child molesters."

The priests look at each other for a moment and the driver turns back to the police officer and says, "We'll do it!"


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Joke: Why are blowjobs from midgets the best?


Punch line: It feels great to be blown out of proportion!


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Joke: Sex of the ages:

20 - 30: Triweekly.
30 - 40: Try weekly.
40 - 50: Try weakly.


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Joke: A bald man goes to the doctor and asks him, "Doc, how can I get my hair back?"

The doctor hands him a jar of pussy juice and tells him to apply it to his head every day.

The man comes back a month later with a full head of hair. He asks, "How did you know that would work doctor?"

The doctor replies, "Have you ever seen a mustache this thick?"


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Joke: A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gives it to her.


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