Dirty Jokes

Joke: What's the difference between a whore and a rooster?

Joke: Nena: Grandma, we played high jump & tumbling at school. Grandma: What? How many times do I have to tell you not to play that kind of game because your schoolmates will see your underwear. Nena: Oh don't worry Grandma, because this time I already took off my panties and put in in my bag ..

Joke: What does 80-year-old pussy taste like?

Joke: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?

Joke: A married couple is remodeling their home and getting new doors so the husband asks his wife to go get hinges. She goes to the hardware store, picks out the hinges, and pays for them. As she is leaving the clerk realizes that she didn't get a screw for the hinge and says "Hey! Do you want a screw for that hinge?"

She looks at him and says "No I got it, but I'll blow you for that coffee maker."