Dirty Jokes

Joke: How are men like floors?

Joke: What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Joke: What is similar between men and women?

Joke: A woman and her husband's friend are laying in bed just after having sex. Suddenly the phone rings. She answers the phone, "Okay... Okay honey... I'll see you then," she hangs up the phone and turns to her husband's friend, "He's not going to be home for a while, he's playing cards with you."

Joke: What kind of fish do priests eat?