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Joke: Why is it hard to make it as a pornstar?
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Joke: Sex of the ages:
20 - 30: Triweekly.
30 - 40: Try weekly.
40 - 50: Try weakly.
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Joke: A man is about to go on a long trip so he decides to get his wife a treat from the sex shop. The owner shows him a 'magic dildo.' All you do is say 'magic dildo' then where you want it to go to work and it starts working (For example, 'magic dildo, my wife's vagina'). The man buys it and rushes home.
He is so excited he speeds home and gets stopped by a cop. He explains to the cop that he was speeding because of the magic dildo. The cop looks at him skeptically and says, "Magic dildo my ass!"
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Joke: A bald man goes to the doctor and asks him, "Doc, how can I get my hair back?"
The doctor hands him a jar of pussy juice and tells him to apply it to his head every day.
The man comes back a month later with a full head of hair. He asks, "How did you know that would work doctor?"
The doctor replies, "Have you ever seen a mustache this thick?"
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Joke: What's the difference between an erection and election?