Dirty Jokes

Joke: How do you make 5 pounds of fat attractive?

Joke: What do you call a closet full of lesbians?

Joke: A man has a girlfriend named Wendy so he gets her name tattooed on his penis. When his penis is erect it reads, "WENDY," but when it's flaccid it just reads, "WY."

While at a restaurant he goes to the bathroom next to a large Jamaican man. He looks over and notices "WY" on the mans penis. So he asks him, "You have a girlfriend named Wendy too?"

The man replies, "No man. It says, 'Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day'."

Joke: Can a camel go longer without sex or water?

Joke: What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, starts with C and ends with T, and has a U and N in the middle?