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Joke: Why did the man get arrested after he was found with his 15-year-old escort?
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Joke: A man goes to a restaurant and asks how much a coffee will be. The waiter responds, "A penny."
The man, surprised, then asks how much it is for a steak. The waiter responds, "A nickel."
The man who is now confused asks to see the owner, but the waiter informs him, "He is upstairs with my wife."
The man asks him what he is doing up there with his wife and the waiter responds, "The same thing I'm doing down here with his business."
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Joke: Why do abstinence parties always suck?
6 ratings
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Joke: A man comes home from his job at the pickle factory and tells his wife he was fired. She asks him what happened and he tells her "I got fired for putting my dick in the pickle slicer."
His wife replies "On no! Are you okay?"
The man says "Yeah I'm fine."
His wife replies "You're not hurt? Was the slicer turned on?"
The man says "Oh yeah, she loved it."
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Joke: What's the difference between eating pussy and driving through fog?