Dirty Jokes

Joke: A man and his wife have been having some problems in bed so one day the woman tells her husband, "Maybe you should get some pills to help you out." He agrees.

When he gets home from work she asks him if he got the pills. He replies, "Yeah, here you go," and with this he throws her a bottle of diet pills.

Joke: What did the blonde ask when her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

Joke: John got his girlfriend pregnant. Ever since then he has changed drastically. He has a new address, phone number, and name.

Joke: Wife: Do I look fat in these jeans?
Husband: Can I be completely honest with you without you getting mad?
Wife: Of course!
Husband: And you won't get mad?
Wife: Yeah.
Husband: Okay... I fucked your sister.

Joke: How did the guy go to the costume party as premature ejaculation?