Dirty Jokes

 

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Joke: How do you know a homeless man has a girlfriend?


Punch line: Two of his fingers are clean.


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Joke: A man tells his wife "I want to take a picture of your boobs so I can remember them like this forever."

The wife replies "I want to take a picture of your penis so I can enlarge it."


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Joke: Why couldn't the doe walk?


Punch line: She does everything for ten bucks.


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Joke: A blonde woman wants to bath in milk because she heard it makes your skin silky smooth. So when the milkman comes she tells him "I'm going to need 25 gallons of milk."

He replies "Damn, what for?"

She tells him "I want to bath in it."

Confused he asks her "Would you like that pasteurized?"

She replies "No, just up to my tits is fine. I'll splash it on my eyes."


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Joke: What is similar between men and women?


Punch line: They both need a tissue after watching a good movie.


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