Dirty Jokes

Joke: A man's penis is severed in a car accident. He is crushed but is awarded $90,000 in a lawsuit afterwards. But while he's at the doctor's office his doctor tells him there is a new surgery for penis reconstruction. He can get a new penis for $10,000 an inch. Extremely happy he says, "I have to talk to my wife! I'll be back tomorrow to tell you how long we want it!"

The next day the man returns and the doctor asks him how long he wants it. Dejected the man replies, "We're getting a new kitchen."

Joke: What do you call a gay dentist?

Joke: How do you get kicked out of an animal rights group?

Joke: A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar... And that's just the first guy!

Joke: How is a 9 volt battery like your girlfriend's asshole?