Dirty Jokes

Joke: A girl hits puberty and starts to grow hair between her legs. She asks her mom what's going on to which she replies, "Don't worry about that, that's your monkey. It's natural that your monkey will grow hair."

Later at dinner the girl tells her older sister, "Guess what? My monkey already started growing hair!."

Her older sister replies, "That's nothing, mine is already eating bananas."

Joke: Why did the semen cross the road?

Joke: A guy sleeps with a $5 hooker and gets crabs.

The next day he goes back to complain and the hooker laughs and says, "What did you expect for $5... lobster?"

Joke: A man is on a blind date with a girl named Marie. Things heat up a little and he asks her, "Would you object to sex?"

Marie tells him, a little embarrassed, "That's something I've never done."

With this he says, "Really? I've never had sex with a virgin."

Marie replies, "No silly. I never object."

Joke: Little Timmy catches his parents having sex and his mom takes him back to his room. Timmy asks "Mommy, why were you bouncing on Daddy's stomach like that?"

She replies "Well... If I don't do that Daddy would get very fat."

Timmy laughs and his mother asks "What's so funny?"

Still giggling he says "That's not going to work, every time you're gone the babysitter just blows him back up."