Dirty Jokes

Joke: A man is on a blind date with a girl named Marie. Things heat up a little and he asks her, "Would you object to sex?"

Marie tells him, a little embarrassed, "That's something I've never done."

With this he says, "Really? I've never had sex with a virgin."

Marie replies, "No silly. I never object."

Joke: A man's soon to be bride asks him, "What is a penis?"

He tells her, "You'll find out on our wedding night."

Their wedding night comes and he takes down his pants and tells her, "That my dear, is a penis."

His wife replies, "Oh! So it's like a cock, just smaller."

Joke: What sexual position leads to the ugliest children?

Joke: A man has a girlfriend named Wendy so he gets her name tattooed on his penis. When his penis is erect it reads, "WENDY," but when it's flaccid it just reads, "WY."

While at a restaurant he goes to the bathroom next to a large Jamaican man. He looks over and notices "WY" on the mans penis. So he asks him, "You have a girlfriend named Wendy too?"

The man replies, "No man. It says, 'Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day'."

Joke: How do you make 5 pounds of fat attractive?