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Joke: A man goes on a date with a blonde woman. She asks him, "Do you have any kids?"
He tells her, "I have one that's under two."
The blonde replies, "I know I'm blonde, but I know how much one is."
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Joke: A blonde was taking helicopter lessons and she was finally ready to try it on her own. The instructor told her to radio him every 1000 feet to make sure everything was okay.
At 1000 feet she radioed him, "Everything is fine."
At 2000 feet she radioed him, "Everything is fine, just getting a little cold."
But before she reached 3000 feet the helicopter began to slowly come down. It crashed into the ground ruining the helicopter, but the blonde was fine. The instructor ran to her side to comfort her, "What happened?"
She replied, "I told you it was getting cold. So I shut off the giant fan."
81 ratings
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Joke: Two cupcakes are in the oven together cooking and one of them says "If we don't get out of here alive, I love you man."
The other cupcake says "Oh my gosh... A talking cupcake!"
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By IamTHEbest
Joke: A man in a bar sees a friend at a table drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000."
"Gee, that's tough," he replied.
"Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000."
"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."
"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."
"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."
"And this month," continued, the friend sadly, "Nothing."
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Joke: What is the only kind of nail carpenters don't like to hammer?
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