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Joke: A man with no arms went to a guitar shop. He grabs a guitar and asks the owner of the establishment, "How much for this one?"
The owner replies, "$300. If you don't mind me asking, how are you going to use it?"
The man replies, "I'll just play it by ear..."
36 ratings
1 saves
Joke: A blonde woman wanted to make her mother proud by naming her first child after her favorite brother. When she introduced her mom to the baby she said "Mom, say hi to 'Uncle John'!"
18 ratings
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Joke: A Rabbi and a Priest walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What?! If this is some sort of joke you have to leave!" So they both walk out.
A few minutes later a chicken walks into the bar. The bartender yells, "Come on! We don't even serve chickens!"
The chicken asks, "Do you know anywhere that does?"
The bartender replies, "Yeah... It's right across the road."
22 ratings
1 saves
Joke: What is brown and sticky?
19 ratings
3 saves
Joke: How do you get a blonde to look into the air?
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