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Joke: How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?


Punch line: A buccaneer!


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Joke: Did you hear about the guy who created little figurines of Jesus?


Punch line: He's making a little prophet!


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Joke: What's the difference between a jazz and rock guitarist?


Punch line: A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 100,000 people and a jazz guitarist plays 100,000 chords for 10 people.


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Joke: A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you." she says. "Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I'm in the shower. Send him in."

The blind man walks into the bathroom, and mother superior starts to tell him how much she appreciates him working at the convent for them. She goes on and on and 10 minutes later the man interrupts: "That's nice and all, ma'am, but you can put your clothes on now. Where do you want me to put these blinds?"


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Joke: What do you call a happy cowboy?


Punch line: A jolly rancher!


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