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Joke: What's the difference between Alcoholics Anonymous and Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous?


Punch line: You want to see new faces at AA.


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Joke: A new father is sitting down with his father for a drink. His dad tells him, "Now that you're a father yourself it's time I give you something."

He replies, "Dad, you're not talking about-."

His father interrupts, "Yes. It's time." With this he hands him a copy of '1000 Dad Jokes, 6th Edition' to his son.

He says with a tear in his eye, "Dad, I'm honored."

"Hi honored," his father replies, "I'm dad."


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Joke: How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Punch line: 1


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Joke: A Rabbi and a Priest walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What?! If this is some sort of joke you have to leave!" So they both walk out.

A few minutes later a chicken walks into the bar. The bartender yells, "Come on! We don't even serve chickens!"

The chicken asks, "Do you know anywhere that does?"

The bartender replies, "Yeah... It's right across the road."


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Joke: Have you heard that kangaroos can jump higher than a two-story house?


Punch line: This is primarily because of their long legs. And the fact that houses can't jump.


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