Clean Jokes

Joke: What does somebody who has dyslexia, insomnia, and schizophrenia think about?

Joke: A thief walks up to a man, pulls out a knife, and says "Give me all of your money."

The man, surprised, says "You can't rob me, I'm a congressman!"

The thief responds "In that case, give me my money!"

Joke: A very very short man was robbed. The robber was eventually found and questioned by police. They were stunned he could stoop so low.

Joke: Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Joke: All the letters: a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, u, v, w, x, y, and z were having a meeting when they realized a letter was missing. X says, "Is somebody missing?"

D replies, "Must be an absentee."