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Joke: A kid is standing alone in the batter's box with a bat and a ball. He throws it up and swings at it, "Strike one!"

He throws it up again, "Strike two!"

He throws it up a third time, "Strike three! You're out!"

He grabs the ball and says, "Dang I'm a good pitcher!"


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Odor!
Odor who?
Odor a little deodorant, you smell terrible.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Althea!
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!!!


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Joke: Did you hear about the guy who created little figurines of Jesus?


Punch line: He's making a little prophet!


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Joke: What do you call a bear without an ear?


Punch line: B.


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