Clean Jokes

Joke: When candy bars grow up, what do they want to be?

Joke: Once an elephant and an ant were playing hide and seek. The ant hid himself in a temple but it still got found. HOW?

Joke: How do chickens get cancer

Joke: A blonde woman walks into a library and walks up to the librarian. She tells her "I'll have a double cheese burger, medium fries, and a large drink."

The librarian, slightly annoyed, tells her "Honey, this is a library. Not a McDonald's."

The blonde, extremely embarrassed, whispers "I'm sorry. I'll have a double cheese burger, medium fries, and a large drink."

Joke: A duck walks into a store and buys a can of soda. The clerk asks him, "Would you like to pay with cash or credit?"

The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill!"