Clean Jokes

Joke: The captain of a cruise ship has a parrot. Him and his parrot go to the magic show on board every night. and every night the parrot calls the magician out on his trickery , "It's up his sleeve!", "There is a hole in his hat!", "There's a fake bottom!"

So finely one day the magician gets so fed up with the parrot he pulls out a gun, shoots at the bird, misses the bird and hits the boiler. This causes the ship to blow up into bits.

The magician grabs onto a piece of floating wood and the parrot lands on his shoulder. The parrot looks at him and says, "I give up, where's the boat?"

Joke: What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Joke: Which bird is tall and wealthy?

Joke: What is gray, big, wrinkly, and not important?

Joke: A blonde asks her brunette friend, "Do you know what IDK stands for?"

Her friend replies, "I don't know."

The blonde replies, "OMG nobody does!"