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Joke: A new father is sitting down with his father for a drink. His dad tells him, "Now that you're a father yourself it's time I give you something."
He replies, "Dad, you're not talking about-."
His father interrupts, "Yes. It's time." With this he hands him a copy of '1000 Dad Jokes, 6th Edition' to his son.
He says with a tear in his eye, "Dad, I'm honored."
"Hi honored," his father replies, "I'm dad."
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa courier for you!
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open the door!
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Joke: Why did 1/5 go to the masseuse?
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Joke: Why didn't the baby oyster share its pearl?
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Joke: What kind of computer sings best?