5 ratings
0 saves
Joke: What is the only kind of nail carpenters don't like to hammer?
5 ratings
1 saves
Joke: Why don't people eat clocks?
15 ratings
1 saves
Joke: A man got his house painted. When the painters were done they handed him the bill. He was surprised to find that the painters were not charging him for paint, just labor. He asked them, "You did a great job, why didn't you charge me for paint?"
The painter replies, "Don't worry about the paint, it's on the house."
5 ratings
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Joke: A bear walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "I'll have a gin ... ... ... and tonic."
The bartender replies, "What's with the big pause?"
The bear replies, "I don't know, my dad had them too."
17 ratings
3 saves
Joke: Two guys stumble out of the bar and want to fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, "If you cross this line, I'm gonna punch you!"
That was the punch line.
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