Clean Jokes

Joke: A man was telling me he was thinking about opening several underground water storage facilities.

I replied, "Well, well, well."

Joke: What's the difference between a jazz and rock guitarist?

Joke: What is the worst part of waiting in line at the knife museum?

Joke: What is a job everybody can see themselves doing?

Joke: A man walks up to a janitor and asks him, "Don't you ever get tired of cleaning."

The man, taken back, says, "Excuse me sir. I'll let you know I have children at Harvard, Yale, and MIT."

The other man replies, "Oh really? I'm sorry, what classes are they taking?"

The janitor replies, "Nah, they're janitors."