Clean Jokes

Joke: What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

Joke: Is Schrodinger's cat alive?

Joke: Why'd the man's wife think he was dreaming about writing The Lord of the Rings?

Joke: A cable installer walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 10 PM and 7 AM."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Me!
Me who?
No, it's just me. I'm trying to tell a joke.