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Joke: Four ladies are sitting together talking about their sons. The first one brags, "My son is is a bishop, every time he walks into a room people say, 'Your excellence'."

The second lady brags, "My son is is a cardinal, every time he walks into a room people say, 'Your eminence'."

The third lady brags, "My son is is the pope, every time he walks into a room people say, 'Your holiness'."

The final lady says, "My son doesn't have a title, he weighs 500 pounds and is only 5 feet tall. But every time he walks into a room everybody says, 'Oh my god!'"


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Joke: Why should you always pay your exorcist?


Punch line: You don't want to get repossessed.


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Joke: Why did the tomato get arrests?


Punch line: He was disturbing the peas!


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Joke: What celebrity is great at creating probate documents?


Punch line: Will Smith.


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Joke: Why was the student angry that he got points off his paper for formatting?


Punch line: It wasn't justified.


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