Clean Jokes

Joke: What did the sports announcer get for Christmas?

Joke: Have you heard about joanke?

Joke: John asked his friend, "How's everything?"

His friend replied, "I'm just happy to be breathing."

John said, "You should have bigger aspirations bro."

Joke: What happened when the wheel was invented?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Shelby!
Shelby who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!