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Joke: Why was the archaeologist so sad?


Punch line: His career was in ruins.


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Joke: Why was the man putting grapes on his ceiling before a party?


Punch line: He was raisin the roof.


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Joke: How is an iPad like a pirate?


Punch line: It can be fixed with an iPatch.


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Joke: What kind of trophy does the laziest person get?


Punch line: Atrophy.


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Joke: A man tells the lady that takes tickets at the airport, "Send one of my bags to New York, one to Denver, and one to Miami."

The lady replies, "We can't do that sir."

The man replies, "Sure you can, you did it just a week ago."


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