Clean Jokes

Joke: My mother always told me, 'Boy, if somebody asks you a stupid question, you give them a stupid answer.' The cops walked up to my car, 'Would you like to step out of the car?' I said, 'Hell no, it's hot! I got the air conditioner on. How about you hop in here with me?'

Joke: What do you call a man of words

Joke: What is the difference between the teacher and the train?

Joke: What do you call a huge mushroom?

Joke: So, did you hear about the guy who got his left side cut off. He's all right now.