Clean Jokes

Joke: Why is it dangerous to tell jokes on the ice? It might 'crack' up.

Joke: I sold my vacuum the other day.

Joke: What is a "Minimum"?

Joke: Why can't toilet paper go down the sidewalk?

Joke: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."