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Joke: A man approaches a blonde woman and asks her "Do you get many blonde jokes?"

She replies "No."

The man says "That's what I thought."


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Joke: Three priests are talking. The first one says, "I've tried everything, but I still can't get rid of our rats!"

The second one says, "I know! We've tried poison, traps, noise. Nothing works."

The third one says, "We baptized and confirmed all of our rats. Now they only show up at Easter and Christmas."


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Joke: Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "If I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more cats; how many would you have?"

Little Johnny replies, "Seven!"

His teacher asks him again more slowly, "If I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more cats; how many would you have?"

But again Little Johnny replies, "Seven!"

Next she asks, "If I get two cats, then two more, and two more cats; how many would I have?"

Little Johnny replies, "Six!"

"Good Job Johnny! Now if I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more cats; how many would you have?"

Johnny thinks for a second, "Seven."

His teacher gets mad, "Johnny, where do you get seven?!"

Johnny replies, "You gave me six cats, and I already have a freaking cat!"


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Joke: What happened when the cheese factory exploded?


Punch line: De brie went everywhere!


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Joke: When does a gnat have its best ideas?


Punch line: On the fly.


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