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Question: Why don't ants wear gloves?

Answer: Duh, because they don't have hands.

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Question: where do fish keep their money?

Answer: In the river bank.

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Question: Why did the girl throw the butter out of the window?

Answer: Because, (haha) she wanted to see a butter fly.

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Joke: Why is it dangerous to tell jokes on the ice? It might 'crack' up.

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Joke: What did the chocolate bar say to the lollipop?

Punch line: Hello, sucker!

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Joke: Why don't penguins live in England? They are scared of Wales.

Punch line: Ka-POW

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