Clean Jokes

Joke: How do you know when your hallucinations are getting better?

Joke: Why'd the man's wife think he was dreaming about writing The Lord of the Rings?

Joke: Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Joke: Thomas has tried out for every school play since 2nd grade and he finally gets a part. He rushes home and yells to his father, "I got a part! I got a part!"

His dad asks him, "Oh yeah? Who do you play?"

His son replies, "I play a man who's been married for 30 years with 4 children."

The father says, "Oh, I'm sorry son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part."

Joke: What is a polar bear's favorite food?