Clean Jokes

Joke: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Joke: What kind of bear has no teeth?

Joke: The Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life."

But instead John came in fifth and got a toaster.

Joke: What's the most important part of an underwear joke?

Joke: How do you know when a train has just come through?