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Joke: How many non sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?


Punch line: Yes.


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Joke: A man walks up to another man and asks him , "Are you a lawyer?"

The other man replies, "Yes I am."

The other guy asks, "How much do you charge?"

The lawyer replies, "$500 per 4 questions."

The other guy replies, "Isn't that a little much?"

The lawyer replies, "Maybe, you have one more question."


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Joke: What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?


Punch line: Mechanical engineers build weapons.

Civil engineers build targets.


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Joke: What do you get if you take the red dot off of the Japanese flag?


Punch line: The French flag! The Japanese flag without the dot is just a white flag, commonly used to surrender.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Owls!
Owls who?
Yes, yes they do.


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