Clean Jokes

Joke: What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Joke: What happened to the frog's car when it broke down?

Joke: April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?

Joke: John approaches a sales lady at a store and says "I would like to buy my wife some nice gloves."

The sales lady responds "Well that's a nice surprise!"

"Yeah it is," John continues, "She's expecting a diamond ring!"

Joke: Why did the tea fall down a hill?