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Joke: What do you call punctuation in a relationship?


Punch line: Accommodating!


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Joke: What'd the fish say when it swam into a wall?


Punch line: Dam!


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Joke: A doctor is extremely unlucky one week and loses three patients. Angry, the doctor decides to call death, but to her surprise, is put on hold. After a lengthy wait death answers the phone, "Thank you for your patients!"


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Joke: Why did the blind man stab himself?


Punch line: He couldn't see the point anymore!


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Joke: If meat is murder what is cake?


Punch line: Battery!


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